CHEWDOUT

In this week’s installment of Breakfast Jamz: Shannon and the Clams’ Shannon Shaw makes us her super secret, tasty, crispy badass pancakes!  We call them Shan-Cakes.  Clam-Cakes was a close contender but it seemed misleading.. They’re super flavorful, and, owing to some top-secret ingredients, will be a hit at any drunk morning party!  Start with Secret Ingredient #1: Bisquick!

“I love Bisquick,” Shannon says.  Simply mix it up the way it tells you to on the box.

OK, here’s Secret Ingredient #2: When it calls for milk, use this stuff:

It will add a sweet dimension to the cakes that helps to erase the rotten, stale Michelob and tequila residue coating your hungover digestive tract.  It also helps to have a birthday cake like this laying around, makes for good conversation, and it contributes to the sense of a warm, loving kitchen. 

“This is just the head, he used to have a candy bandolero.”

Secret Ingredient #3…… When it comes time to grease the pan use coconut oil! 

“It’s really good for you” Shannon says.*  Cooking them in coconut oil adds a one-of-a-kind crisp, and also makes them the greasiest pancakes you’ll ever pick up with your hands. 

(*Coconut oil is not really good for you)

In the meantime chop up some fruit!  Pears for example. 

In the end you’ll have a tasty stack to split with your friends:

Dot the plate with some maple-syrup sperms and call it a morning.  A great way to start the day!  Thanks Shannon!